Bandwagon Captain Keys to Success:

1. Buy jersey an all-star that forced his way out of a respectable team to your team. It helps if this happened less than a year ago.

2. Deface that jersey for the new flashy point guard who gains immense popularity in the absence of said all-star.

3. Wear without irony or when the all-star makes his first appearance after injury recovery.

(Source: emmajean)