Kid sums up the Jeremy Lin phenomenon that would fit well for a Wikipedia biography and uses that as his cover letter.

If you know me then you know that I will be interviewing this guy as I take my basketball references and mini-basketball biographies very seriously in my profession career. 

He manages to spell Amare’s last name wrong (StoudEmire) and has a few other typos but the kid wants to emulate Jeremy’s success. Who wouldn’t want him on your team?